The Goulburn Fermented Reds were formed in 1976 and have remained committedly out of shape ever since.
Some say their motto is “The older we get, the better we are.”
Some say it’s Nil illegitimi carborundum (pseudo latin for “Don’t let the bastards get to you”).
Others say it’s Facile etiam stupri (again, latin… this time or too effing easy).
If they put as much time into their training as their mottos and strained latin translations, they might have a few more wins up their sleeves.
But it’s not about wins for the Fermenteds, a happy assortment of Over 35s and their partners who travel around the world to might other rugby retirees, play as little rugby as possible, and enjoy the international fraternity of rugby.